On my administrative page, it tells me what people put into search engines to wind up here. I guess it would be a useful tool in getting more visitors, but mostly it just leaves me baffled. What could I have possibly written at any time for some of these people to land on my site. Some are obvious, but some just make me giggle.
"boobs and knives": I'm sorry. WHAT?? Once I did write about a man smothered by his girlfriend's breasts, but I remember nothing with knives and what kind of sick person is that?
"baby ducks laughing": Nothing. I drink a lot of coffee and my mind is a cross between on-the-brink-of-genius and ADD, but I definitely don't remember that combination.
"stupid people doing dumb things": Yes. Quite popular actually. So I have done a few, but it started merely with idiots putting weird animals on a leash and my ranting about how stupid I thought it was, like a turtle and a goldfish (not together).
"lol": My husband once typed "lol" while we were Skyping (his mic was broken), but he didn't and I called him on it. "I can see you!" That led me thoughts to the use of the phrase.
"beaver": I wrote about an actual beaver, the furry creatures that build dams, but I didn't know how popular that animal was. (or the rest of you are just sick)
"corner roach": Huh? Is that a specific species of the bug?
"m so sick of": Yeah, just "m". That pops up a lot so I think it's the same person and Google just keeps putting in their misspelling. Or maybe I just don't get it?
"christmas" (with or without "images, pics, & pictures" after it): A very popular holiday and makes complete sense, but I have people doing searches for it now. In May. Even the Hallmark Channel's not there yet. Or Walmart.
Those are just a few that came in this week. Often there are many that make me shake my head and call my husband into my office to prove I'm really seeing it.
I find it fascinating how the mind works, but even more so when it comes to what people are looking into. Good thing I don't write about serial killers, or bomb making, or terrorism... Then again, maybe the FBI would be checking out my blog. Of course, it might draw in more weirdos...